business is great and sometimes it's the pits....
Dear tear ducts,
I wish I had control over you.
When you see me, please refuse my service. My hips and chubby cheeks thank you in advance.
I'm really a.n.g.r.y. and frustrated with you. You're lucky I'm not the Incredible Hulk or you'd be in big trouble.
Dear silver lining,
Please appear soon.